I'll be brief

I'm on my iPod so the title alone took twenty minutes to type. Just wanted to share a link to blog I subscribe to. She's usually quite bonkers but tonight she made a lot of sense, so I decided to share despite her claiming all men were bastards and not including an apology to me.

http://youcouldntmakethisshitup.tumblr.com/post/15689567845/boundaries

I'm used to windows live writer, can't do ctrl+k to paste a hyperlink - hope that works.

TTFN

PC. Had to tidy up on the PC - iPod app sucks if you put apostrophes in your title or want to have URLs. My feet were cold anyway, and I was far too comfy in bed.

April Fool?

OK, so I just woke up about 30 mins ago – not had enough coffee or ciggies yet, but this message I get from Easynews.com confuses me:

Sounds OK, yes? I use Easy as a fill server – it’s about £6 a month – Giganews is my main news server – has an unlimited plan. Easynews is about 30GB per month, but it rolls over – I have almost 500GB banked – Giganews is THAT reliable. However, 10GB extra for nowt sounds good so I clicky.

Like I said, I can still taste the toothpaste, so maybe my brain can’t digest this yet, but doesn’t sound like much of a steal. Please tell me, is this some sort of April Fool? I used to love April Fool. When I was fucking SEVEN! There was nothing funnier than running into my parents bedroom, telling them my sister was dead. Every year. What? It was funny for me anyway. If this is an April Fool it will sort of backfire as I’ll be cancelling my account - I don’t appreciate humour where my money is concerned, the amount I have is laughable on it’s own.

I AM NOT CRAZY

For the record, I like to watch shows such as Destination Truth, MonsterQuest, Ghost Hunters and Mystery Quest. I also watch car-wreck shows such as Paranormal state, Paranormal Cops and Ghost Lab. I am quite sceptical, but love the idea of cryptids and would love to be convinced. I’m not, but would love to be.
I also think there’s something paranormal going on in a lot of ghost sightings/haunted places. I’d love to see some proof, I haven’t, but I’d love to.
However, I do object to being grouped under the “paranormal” umbrella, when you include all those Americans who believe in UFOs. I say Americans because, besides David Icke, they are the worst offenders. Yes, they offend me. OK, I concede they have some pretty weird videos of strange things in the sky, which warrants further investigation. But how on earth do you come up with these stories of reptilians and greys, etc? I mean, seriously? The X-Files was great sci-fi, but it was just that: fiction. When I was younger, before the interwebs,  I used to read a magazine on the paranormal, and even back then resented the inclusion of these stories. At least bigfoot and ghost stories have blurry photos to back it up (somewhat). What do they have of aliens? Drawings and bad photoshopping. ffs.
So in summary, I might watch some programming that mainstream science finds questionable, but at least I don’t believe there’s a colony of grey/reptilian/human clones living underground that fly around, abducting red-necks, cutting out cow’s arseholes with “lasers” and infiltrating the world government. K? k.

Oh, and FYI - mediums are liars.