I AM NOT CRAZY

For the record, I like to watch shows such as Destination Truth, MonsterQuest, Ghost Hunters and Mystery Quest. I also watch car-wreck shows such as Paranormal state, Paranormal Cops and Ghost Lab. I am quite sceptical, but love the idea of cryptids and would love to be convinced. I’m not, but would love to be.
I also think there’s something paranormal going on in a lot of ghost sightings/haunted places. I’d love to see some proof, I haven’t, but I’d love to.
However, I do object to being grouped under the “paranormal” umbrella, when you include all those Americans who believe in UFOs. I say Americans because, besides David Icke, they are the worst offenders. Yes, they offend me. OK, I concede they have some pretty weird videos of strange things in the sky, which warrants further investigation. But how on earth do you come up with these stories of reptilians and greys, etc? I mean, seriously? The X-Files was great sci-fi, but it was just that: fiction. When I was younger, before the interwebs,  I used to read a magazine on the paranormal, and even back then resented the inclusion of these stories. At least bigfoot and ghost stories have blurry photos to back it up (somewhat). What do they have of aliens? Drawings and bad photoshopping. ffs.
So in summary, I might watch some programming that mainstream science finds questionable, but at least I don’t believe there’s a colony of grey/reptilian/human clones living underground that fly around, abducting red-necks, cutting out cow’s arseholes with “lasers” and infiltrating the world government. K? k.

Oh, and FYI - mediums are liars.